Things BC Athletes Could Scream In Lower To Get Benched For One Half

In light of Florida State University quarterback Jameis Winston’s one-half suspension for yelling obscenities from atop a table in the student union, accomplished sandwich rankers Austin Tedesco and Connor Mellas have compiled a list of phrases BC athletes could scream in Lower to receive a similar punishment.

  • Frank Spaziani is the real King of the Dudes.
Graham Beck / Heights Senior Staff
Graham Beck / Heights Senior Staff
  • Jerry York should go back to Bowling Green.
  • Andre Williams is soft.
  • Brad Bates uses Rogaine.
Emily Fahey / Heights Editor
Emily Fahey / Heights Editor
  • UConn fans are actually quite pleasant.
  • Does anyone even care about the stupid Beanpot?
  • These Under Armour backpacks are trash.
  • BU Hockey players are really just misunderstood.
  • I hope Sonny Milano has a great season in the OHL.
  • Tyler Murphy needs to throw the ball more.
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  • Screw it, we’ll never be good enough for Notre Dame to admit we’re their rival.
  • Hockey East refs are totallllly fair with their officiating of Steve Santini.
  • Retire the gold sweaters.
Emily Fahey / Heights Editor
Emily Fahey / Heights Editor
  • I eat sesame seed pretzels before every game and THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
  • Luke Kuechly only makes garbage tackles.
  • Thatcher Demko sucks at life and goaltending. Sieve.
Graham Beck / Heights Senior Staff
Graham Beck / Heights Senior Staff
  • I love the Conte Forum playlist.
  • Oh baby, you, you don’t got what I need.
  • Rhett makes Baldwin look lame.
  • Union has a stronger hockey program than BC.
Graham Beck / Heights Senior Staff
Graham Beck / Heights Senior Staff

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