We just got here, but now we have to take a month break. Do not worry, though. We will be back.
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TU / TD: New Ownership
We’re back. We’ve missed you. And, over the next year, we’re going to grow together and share plenty of laughs. Sit down, and buckle up.
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TU/TD: Hail, And Farewell Evermore!
By many lands and over many a wave, we come to say goodbye as fate has cruelly snatched us away. But we’ll always have Thanksgiving.
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Thumbs Down To The Pest Problems At BC
We are currently nostalgic for the bedtimes of our youth. Luckily, we have some care packages to make our exhaustion, and the vermin, bearable.
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The Return Of Smash Bros. And Fire Alarms
The fire alarms of Ignacio are torturing us again, and we still cannot wrap our minds around why the University spent money on a superfluous staircase at the top of the staircase next to the Comm. Ave. garage. That’s okay, though, because we now have Super Smash Bros. on our TI-84s to distract us.
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Laundry Thieves, We Are Looking For You
Somebody has been stealing our laundry and they will pay.
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TU/TD Remembers The Fall Of The Berlin Wall
In this edition of TU/TD, our age shows as we reflect on the fall of the Berlin Wall, ponder retirement, and read old books.
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Virtual Legos And Bad Coffee Sustain Us
We have recently rediscovered our childhood with the wonder that is Google Legos. If we weren’t so sick, it would be great.
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We Hate This Snow (But Love Democracy)
It’s November, it has started snowing, and we are bitter about it. Luckily, we live in America, where we have elections, baskets of Godiva chocolates, and trail mix.
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Cheers To Halloween Creativity
This Halloween, we’d appreciate it if you could take some time, put away the sexy bunny ears, and harness all the creative energy you can muster to wow us with some clever costumes.
