“Good luck trying to get anything done now, but, hey, save money, live better, right?”
Blog, TU/TD
Zac Efron and the Marathon: TU/TD
“…Zac Efron was at the marathon. I was also at the marathon. Thus, by means of the associative property, I was in the same place as Zac Efron (give or take five miles).”
TU/TD, Blog
All Sorts of Opinions on Registering for Classes: TU/TD
“Hardcover books are merely aesthetic materials that look intellectual and pretty on a bookshelf.”
TU/TD, Blog
Save Money on Ice Cream and T-Shirts: TU/TD
“Why would you even go out for ice cream when you can just use your dining hall money to pay for ice cream that tastes just as good?”
Blog, TU/TD
I Need a Break: TU/TD
“They said a lot of things that they obviously didn’t mean. Who can even trust meteorologists anymore?”
TU/TD, Blog
The Worst Toasters, the Best Celebrations: TU/TD
“This resentment for your “toast” will translate to other aspects of your life and at this point, you’re so irritated it will affect you for the rest of your life.”
TU/TD, Blog
How Professors Handle Snow Days: TU/TD
“Snow Day Calculator gave it a 99 percent chance specifically for BC—it was basically guaranteed.”
TU/TD, Blog
Too Much Caffeine, Too Little Time: TU/TD
“Every time I talk to my grandpa on the phone, he asks me how many extra hours I could use that day.”
Blog, TU/TD
Outdoors and Oreos: TU/TD
“Even though it’s harder to go to class (most of my Wednesday classes were half empty), it’s easier to be on a campus that’s so happy and busy. Positive energy was radiating so strongly that it must have been nearly impossible for anyone to be in a bad mood.”
Blog, TU/TD
PB&J and Pockets: TU/TD
“PB&Js are timeless and classic lunchtime delicacies that continue to be underappreciated and have a reputation that is trivialized because of their association with young children who are picky eaters.”
