“It’s just a backup browser that has a less appealing appearance and a much creepier knowledge of your preferences.”
TU/TD, Blog
The True Tycoons of Digital Communication: TU/TD
“But hey, at least you’re getting notifications.”
TU/TD, Blog
Life’s What You Make It: TU/TD
“Change is scary, and there’s nothing that you can do to change a cliché.”
Blog, TU/TD
True Love and True Disappointment: TU/TD
“Remember that kid you met that one time at a football game, or at lunch with your friend, who they have a class with? He doesn’t remember you.”
TU/TD, Blog
On One Hand, Coffee; On the Other, Soup: TU/TD
“Good luck trying to get anything done now, but, hey, save money, live better, right?”
Blog, TU/TD
Zac Efron and the Marathon: TU/TD
“…Zac Efron was at the marathon. I was also at the marathon. Thus, by means of the associative property, I was in the same place as Zac Efron (give or take five miles).”
Blog, TU/TD
All Sorts of Opinions on Registering for Classes: TU/TD
“Hardcover books are merely aesthetic materials that look intellectual and pretty on a bookshelf.”
TU/TD, Blog
Save Money on Ice Cream and T-Shirts: TU/TD
“Why would you even go out for ice cream when you can just use your dining hall money to pay for ice cream that tastes just as good?”
Blog, TU/TD
I Need a Break: TU/TD
“They said a lot of things that they obviously didn’t mean. Who can even trust meteorologists anymore?”
Blog, TU/TD
The Worst Toasters, the Best Celebrations: TU/TD
“This resentment for your “toast” will translate to other aspects of your life and at this point, you’re so irritated it will affect you for the rest of your life.”
