“They said a lot of things that they obviously didn’t mean. Who can even trust meteorologists anymore?”
Blog, TU/TD
The Worst Toasters, the Best Celebrations: TU/TD
“This resentment for your “toast” will translate to other aspects of your life and at this point, you’re so irritated it will affect you for the rest of your life.”
Blog, TU/TD
How Professors Handle Snow Days: TU/TD
“Snow Day Calculator gave it a 99 percent chance specifically for BC—it was basically guaranteed.”
TU/TD, Blog
Too Much Caffeine, Too Little Time: TU/TD
“Every time I talk to my grandpa on the phone, he asks me how many extra hours I could use that day.”
Blog, TU/TD
Outdoors and Oreos: TU/TD
“Even though it’s harder to go to class (most of my Wednesday classes were half empty), it’s easier to be on a campus that’s so happy and busy. Positive energy was radiating so strongly that it must have been nearly impossible for anyone to be in a bad mood.”
Blog, TU/TD
PB&J and Pockets: TU/TD
“PB&Js are timeless and classic lunchtime delicacies that continue to be underappreciated and have a reputation that is trivialized because of their association with young children who are picky eaters.”
Blog, TU/TD
Socks and Sickness: TU/TD
“You think a scarf is warm? Wear some comfy, fluffy socks and discover what it’s like to not be walking on ice cubes for the first time in your life.”
Blog, TU/TD
Sweet, Sweet Solitude: TU/TD
“I’m not the kind of person that enjoys physical contact of any sort, so when I’m surrounded by seven strangers who are all involuntarily touching me, I feel strongly inclined to flee immediately.”
Blog, TU/TD
Warm Winters: TU/TD
“But this prematurely mild weather, besides taunting everyone with a brief taste of spring, conceals a frightening phenomenon that becomes increasingly problematic while people continue to deny its existence.”
TU/TD, Blog
Netflix and Ill: TU/TD
“Ignoring the fact that both of their names sound ridiculously fictional, their respective baking expertises complement each other when judging the bakers’ plates.”
