“You abandon Guy and the bliss of Flavortown and binge the newest Netflix original series before you settle for a show with eight seasons you’ve watched three times already.”
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The Last One: TU/TD
“Over the course of the past year, these thumbs have had their ups and downs, but today, it all comes to an end.”
Blog, TU/TD
Noise on Airplanes: TU/TD
“Oh, my head is hurting, let me just hurl myself through the air at hundreds of miles per hour and subject myself to dips and drops in air pressure. Right? Seems like a great idea, said no one ever.”
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Catching Fire for a Salad: TU/TD
“Then, you’re no more, a pile of ash on the floor of Eagle’s that someone will come by and sweep eventually, or that Duck Boots will kick to the side.”
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Halloween Care Packages: TU/TD
“Little reminders of family and friends back home, from pictures in our dorm rooms to texts from Mom and Dad between classes, help to remind us what really matters.”
Blog, TU/TD
Changing Seasons, Without Mayonnaise: TU/TD
“Maybe it’s just cause I’m a city kid who never grew up around nature, but I feel like those stuck in concrete jungles all too often forget about the wildlife that thrives in the North.”
Blog, TU/TD
A Good Album and Bad Camouflage: TU/TD
“Between each class, during every study session, bumping on a Friday night, you listen again to the album, mesmerized and addicted under its magical spell. There’s almost nothing better.”
Blog, TU/TD
Leather After Columbus Day: TU/TD
“These bizarre inconsistencies regarding the ninth of October every year, I hope, represent a declining public consensus on the merit of the holiday.”
Blog, TU/TD
When Eagles Come Together: TU/TD
But, in reality, Lower is a jungle. If you want to eat dinner at a regular time, sorry, you’re out of luck, the lines are already extending out to Comm. Ave.
Blog, TU/TD
Time for Tailgates: TU/TD
The pagans of the BC general population are given the opportunity to have their fun, and I hope that the priests forgive them, for they know not what they do.
