“You think a scarf is warm? Wear some comfy, fluffy socks and discover what it’s like to not be walking on ice cubes for the first time in your life.”
Sweet, Sweet Solitude: TU/TD
“I’m not the kind of person that enjoys physical contact of any sort, so when I’m surrounded by seven strangers who are all involuntarily touching me, I feel strongly inclined to flee immediately.”
Warm Winters: TU/TD
“But this prematurely mild weather, besides taunting everyone with a brief taste of spring, conceals a frightening phenomenon that becomes increasingly problematic while people continue to deny its existence.”
Netflix and Ill: TU/TD
“Ignoring the fact that both of their names sound ridiculously fictional, their respective baking expertises complement each other when judging the bakers’ plates.”
An Uncertain Future: TU/TD
“You abandon Guy and the bliss of Flavortown and binge the newest Netflix original series before you settle for a show with eight seasons you’ve watched three times already.”
The Last One: TU/TD
“Over the course of the past year, these thumbs have had their ups and downs, but today, it all comes to an end.”
Noise on Airplanes: TU/TD
“Oh, my head is hurting, let me just hurl myself through the air at hundreds of miles per hour and subject myself to dips and drops in air pressure. Right? Seems like a great idea, said no one ever.”
Catching Fire for a Salad: TU/TD
“Then, you’re no more, a pile of ash on the floor of Eagle’s that someone will come by and sweep eventually, or that Duck Boots will kick to the side.”
Halloween Care Packages: TU/TD
“Little reminders of family and friends back home, from pictures in our dorm rooms to texts from Mom and Dad between classes, help to remind us what really matters.”
Changing Seasons, Without Mayonnaise: TU/TD
“Maybe it’s just cause I’m a city kid who never grew up around nature, but I feel like those stuck in concrete jungles all too often forget about the wildlife that thrives in the North.”