Toploader arrives out of nowhere, and immediately begins to play everyone’s favorite song. Life moves slower for a little while.
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A Chance at Love: TU/TD
The coronation of Coloring Book as the year’s Best Rap Album perhaps made up for the award show’s overlooking of Chance for so long, but I’m still bitter.
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Chewing on Peppermint: TU/TD
The freshman stood triumphantly as she watched the train pull out of the station, the device of her madness aboard, and never to be seen again.
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Rats in the Snow: TU/TD
He sat at the end of one of the long tables, peering out the window. Inside, the everyday worries of campus life were overwhelming. Outside, however, the snow would keep falling.
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Turkeys and Champions: TU/TD
Why the turkeys decided to abandon their on-campus habitat is unclear, but news of their safety brought some light to a relatively dreary day.
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A Time for Caesar: TU/TD
We have reached a point in the earth’s turning when a new challenge has presented itself, waiting for a valiant soul to rise up and meet it. The Tuscan Chicken containers in Eagle’s Nest must be replaced. The perfect solution: Chicken Caesar Wraps.
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Duck Duck Goose: TU/TD
Long after the coronation of the Duck Boot royalty on the Heights, a new flying force has arrived on campus. The flock of geese, hailing from the friendly northern region of Canada, has been amassing for weeks.
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Facts Are Facts: TU/TD
Facts are not partisan. Facts are not up for debate. Facts are not subjective. Facts are not conjured up and made real by the stature of a person’s office. Facts are facts, and it needs to stay that way.
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A Reservoir View of the End: TU/TD
He looked on at the picturesque view of Gasson towering above the tree line and marveled at the irony of how a place in its shadow could help shed so much light on what it represents.
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Syllabus Week: TU/TD
It might be a Tuesday, it might be a Wednesday, but 9 a.m. classes and healthy sleeping habits will inevitably be disregarded. If it were a film, one might call it: The Silence of the Lounges.
