It was mid-November and I was at the end of my rope. Cards on the table: I’d had a bad six months. I ended the spring with MonoStrep (a simultaneous bout of mononucleosis and strep throat) and started the fall with a cold-turned-lung infection-turned-perforated eardrum. Sexy, I know. Not everything was going wrong—I have a…
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Vague Satisfaction and Peaceful Moments in a Canoe
When features editor Archer Parquette happens upon a large body of water, his mind immediately turns to the greatest activity he knows: canoeing.
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Dread and The Brain-Numbing Pain of Thin Walls
A daily dose of “wisdom” from the mind that brought you “Dead Salmon and Idiot Pictures.”