“I guess it must be I who is wrong in reasoning that every single student cannot be right.”
Features
A Decade of Penning and Posting BC’s Best Satire
For 10 years, the New England Classic has been bringing satire to campus.
News, On Campus
Cofounders of ‘Reductress’ Highlight the Importance of Satire
From rape culture and police brutality to microaggressions in the workplace, Reductress tackles it all.
News, Top Story
Professor Satirizes Presidential Candidates in Novel ‘The Jesus Ticket’
Boston College professor Phil Fragasso pokes fun at the 2016 presidential candidates in his latest novel, “The Jesus Ticket.”
Depths
NCAA Applauds Itself for Providing Free Toilet Paper to Student Athletes
NCAA President Mark Emmert announced on Wednesday that the organization would provide complimentary toilet paper in the dorm rooms of collegiate athletes.
Depths
2017 Football Season Opener to Be at FirstEnergy Stadium
*This story is part of The Depths, a collection of humorous, fictional portrayals of campus life, written in the spirit of April Fools’ Day. Some names of “sources” have been changed to maintain ambiguity and humor.
Depths
Football and Men’s Basketball Shocked to Find Out Last Place Means Nothing
The BC football and men’s basketball coaches received a big surprise this week, learning their last-place finishes in the ACC would result in 0 draft picks.
Depths
Nova Scotian Art Exhibit in the Devlin Maintenance Closet Captures the Exquisite Culture of Southeastern Canada
Nestled between the mop used to clean the floor last night and a few dirty buckets, a cultural treasure can be found in the first-floor maintenance closet of Devlin Hall.
Depths
Boy Spotted Reading ‘The Heights’
After a long day of classes and aggressively punctuated texts from his mom, Jake Paniniterini, CSOM ’19, walked into McElroy Commons and sat down to read the latest issue of The Heights.
Depths
Student Whose Life Wasn’t Changed on Appa Admitted for Psych Evaluation
Ross Jordan, MCAS ’19, was admitted to St. Elizabeth’s for a psychological evaluation after not declaring that his life was changed by his Appa experience.
