"But hey, at least you’re getting notifications."

"Change is scary, and there’s nothing that you can do to change a cliché."

"Remember that kid you met that one time at a football game, or at lunch with your friend, who they have a class with? He doesn’t remember you."

"Good luck trying to get anything done now, but, hey, save money, live better, right?"

"...Zac Efron was at the marathon. I was also at the marathon. Thus, by means of the associative property, I was in the same place as Zac Efron (give ...