I have to be honest up front: I stole it all from her. During finals week last spring, I grew frustrated with the short selection of songs in my primary Spotify playlist. So what did I do? I took several songs from Newsletter Editor Ava Sjursenโs famed playlist, โ2024.โ Now, I must pay the price for my actions in reviewing her iEdit.
Sjursen connects with her Nashville, Tenn., roots in her opening song, โWide Open Spacesโ by The Chicks. The song brings to mind Sjursenโs undeniable southern drawl, but also her indomitable adventurous spirit.
The lyrics draw an indisputable resemblance to Sjursenโs decision to leave the South to attend college in Boston.
โShe needs, wide open spaces / Room to make her big mistakes / She needs, new faces / She knows the high stakes,โ The Chicks sing.
In โI Hate Bostonโ by Reneรฉ Rapp, Sjursen illustrates her mysterious, sad-girl aura. Sjursen canโt help but add a mind-bendingly depressing song to her iEdit, a difficult listen for me. Regardless of the reason Sjursen listens to the song, it cloaks the playlist with a depressing vibe, one that will recur throughout her iEdit.
In โHoneyโ by Red Hearse, Sjursen seems to step into her lover-girl era. In Sjursenโs own words, โItโs just the coolest-sounding song ever.โ One canโt help but picture Sjursen bobbing her head to the vivacious beat.
Sjursen gets back to her overarching theme of despair with โIf Now Was Thenโ by Maggie Rogers. A few weeks back, Sjursen ditched me to attend Rogersโ concert at TD Garden with a different, unnamed editor on The Heights.
While I vehemently expressed my interest in attending the concert, Sjursen appeared utterly uninterested in attending such a concert with me. For the above reasons, I rate the song a five out of 10, largely because of the emotional distress that Rogers now gives me.
In her playlistโs fifth song, Sjursen returns to her country roots with Tyler Childersโ live rendition of โDeadmanโs Curve.โ If I didnโt know Sjursen better than I do, the song paints a picture of a young Sjursen donning a cowboy hat and a distressed pair of boots to attend her local rodeo.
The concept is ironic, especially because Sjursen grew up in the suburbs, a far cry from the songโs conception of the South. Is Sjursen a country poser? This song makes me think so.
Sjursen crosses into a new genre with Ms. Lauryn Hillโs โEx-Factor,โ returning to her adoration of breakup songs. Regardless, the song also presents a new phenomenon on Sjursenโs playlist: songs derived from TikTok sound bites.
Little known fact: Sjursen falls asleep every night watching TikToks in bed with the lights on. Itโs not uncommon for her to be fast asleep with videos still blaring from her phone speaker. โEx-Factorโ serves as a small reminder of Sjursenโs TikTok addiction amid the greater zig-zag between heartbreak and love songs.
With โOnly the Good Die Youngโ by Billy Joel, Sjursen moves into the territory of dad rock. I can only picture a young Sjursen learning the song while riding shotgun in her fatherโs midnight-black Lexus. The song serves as a heartwarming reminder of Sjursenโs tight-knit relationship with her father.
โHoly Ground (Taylorโs Version)โ by the one and only Taylor Swift comes in at number eight on Sjursenโs iEdit. While Sjursen claimed that โThis is my favorite running song,โ her assertion must be examined more deeply.
This summer, Sjursen expressed strong interest in running the Red Bandanna 5K at Boston College. When race day came, however, she slept through it because she โhad a late night.โ
The upbeat ditty reminisces on a happy relationship of the past, but it also appears to provide insight into Sjursenโs inability to stay disciplined in her quest to become a runner girl.
โBut I don’t wanna dance / If I’m not dancing with you,โ Swift sings.
Is this song a cry for help, a cry for a running partner? Is Ava so incapable of running consistently that sheโs blaming her lackluster persistence on her failure to attain an adequate running partner? Such a notion would not just be distressing but a problematic glance into Sjursenโs character.
Is she really that undisciplined?
Sjursen places โNashville, TNโ by Chris Stapleton as the penultimate song on her iEdit. Similar to โWide Open Spaces,โ the song resembles Sjursenโs departure from Nashville to pursue bigger and better opportunities at BC.
Stapletonโs slow southern drawl is oddly reminiscent of Sjursenโs skills as a hockey goalie. While itโs quite impressive that Sjursen was a key member of the first all-girls hockey team in Tennessee, her save percentage was not impressive in any capacity.
Ava and I have a habit of sparring by punching each otherโs hands to relieve stress or anger in our lives. I more than anyone can confirm that just as Sjursenโs 5-foot stature wasnโt suitable for her to excel in the goalie position, neither was her slow-as-molasses hand speed. The song offers an interesting glimpse into Sjursenโs hockey skills.
Sjursen rounds out her playlist with โDreamsโ by The Cranberries, the best song on her iEdit by all standards. It also, however, represents another switch back to a love song.
Sjursen appears to be hell-bent on switching back and forth between love and breakup songs, confusing any listener as to how she might be doing socially and emotionally. Are you okay, Ava?
