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4-Day Week: Another win courtesy of Marathon Monday: a four-day school week. If your Tuesday schedule is your personal villain, this was your moment. Sure, time felt fake (Was it Tuesday? Wednesday? Somehow Thursday), but we’re never turning down a three-day weekend.
Formal Season: Whether it’s soccer, investing, or yes, even frisbee, every club suddenly has a formal, and we are not complaining. There’s something deeply satisfying about finally wearing that dress you bought with no plan, pulling out the digital camera, and having fun with your friends.
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MarMon Shut Downs: The only people covering more ground than the runners this year might’ve been the Brighton police. We get it, things get rowdy, but shutting things down before 10:00 a.m. feels mean. Let the people have their Marathon Monday moment!
Drunk Students and Elevator Shafts: If 40 people enter an elevator, basic math suggests that something will go wrong. Shockingly, it did. Fizz tells the tale of a Walsh elevator packed wall-to-wall, resulting in two police cars, two fire trucks, and one less functioning elevator. Incredible work all around.
